Chuck it, Tucker Carlson
Oct 25, 2024
Sonny is loopy and throwing nuts against the mural wall
Momma’s hiding under the lawn chair
with a stiff drink
Daughter’s over scrambled eggs
And smoking something at the Formica table
Granny’s out of joint, enjoying doobies at poolside
No spanking, no angry minimal Dad energized early evenings
Try Panko crumbs with fish fry tonight
Carlson’s just giddy on the hustings
Imagining belt whippings in his febrile mind
Not pried from a privileged youth.