From a cordoned-off beach with wife and guard
Aug 25, 2023
Dear secret diary:
I am a noisy rattler,
I throw my weight around
I can taper entrance ramps to major bridge crossings
I caress burnt-orange faces
Reporters are rebuffed —
I loved kicking their stuffing out
But I would like forgiveness on few transgressions
And a wide bedroom suite in the White House
Ex-Governor of New Jersey, am Christie
(and garden-variety bullies)