Paul Turner
Nov 1, 2024

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Double-pane windows don’t silence wood chippers

Help!

The wood chippers will start grinding sawed off branches soon — thanks utility company worker drones

Ideal for the flick Fargo and for this Rocktober thirty-first

Not so much for the context-light QA (you’re supposed to have a quiet space)

Here’s to padding notes in the CRM about the splintering noise —

Beyond these walls, the pale and my headset control.

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Paul Turner
Paul Turner

Written by Paul Turner

Voiceover actor, writer, singer, and poet.

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