Not Chipper on Manhattan Island

Paul Turner
Dec 20, 2021

Yesterday’s winning ludicrous entry involved a would-be customer who lives bottled up in North Manhattan.

It struck me in the first 10 minutes of this perverse call that this 70-year-old lady did not have a Medicare Advantage plan, nor any other health insurance.

She told me that her apartment had been ransacked recently and that she had been injected with a nanochip in her groin.

She wondered if I knew a local doctor who could excise the chip.

We are all children of the universe. Some of us have chips on our shoulders; some have encumbrances elsewhere.

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Paul Turner
Paul Turner

Written by Paul Turner

Voiceover actor, writer, singer, and poet.

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