Not Chipper on Manhattan Island
Dec 20, 2021
Yesterday’s winning ludicrous entry involved a would-be customer who lives bottled up in North Manhattan.
It struck me in the first 10 minutes of this perverse call that this 70-year-old lady did not have a Medicare Advantage plan, nor any other health insurance.
She told me that her apartment had been ransacked recently and that she had been injected with a nanochip in her groin.
She wondered if I knew a local doctor who could excise the chip.
We are all children of the universe. Some of us have chips on our shoulders; some have encumbrances elsewhere.