Oh Uber Eats

Paul Turner
Jun 8, 2023

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You’re sending my discounted first order a mile and a half off course!

Can’t save my own address in yer mobile app…

Did I order an impossible burger or a knuckle sandwich?

Uber Eats, you’re defeated.

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Paul Turner
Paul Turner

Written by Paul Turner

Voiceover actor, writer, singer, and poet.

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