On any day of A-E-P*, some algorithm gave to me:

Twelve elves without Medicare,

Eleven pissants preening,

Ten talking prepaid flex cards,

Nine gents a-dawdling,

Eight folks saying no-no,

Seven decrying scams,

Six incoherents,

Five instant hang-ups…

Four Tricare birds,

Three vacant minds,

Two shrieking introductions,

And a customer craving groceries and free money.

*Annual Enrollment Period for Medicare Products