Paying for gold teeth

Paul Turner
Mar 15, 2022

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Does my new health plan

cover gold teeth?

No ma’am — it covers silver fillings and composites.

What’s that?

Listen, you might want to melt down some rings

after finishing your grilled cheese.

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Paul Turner
Paul Turner

Written by Paul Turner

Voiceover actor, writer, singer, and poet.

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