Ukraine burns, invader vamps

Razzle-dazzle, oops

Like Roman candles putting out an eye

Lavrov the Foreign Minister

Spits downwind at the press corp

It’s war, but he vamps and then

Wait friends!

Let reporter from Politburo ask winsome question

Comrade Dazzle….

Lavrov now dilates and

Plucks chin hairs

In the glare

Razzle-dazzle, oops.