What the duck (song lyrics)

What the duck?

Am a researcher reaching for back-to-work.

Will they find me a gig?

Will they see me under this rock?

I am wiggling out for a paintball game.

Where are my socks?

What’s my future after years working in meat and potatoes?

Am not a butcher, headhunter twelve

Am not a mind reader working among elves

Am not an astronomer despite my associations, headhunter 88.

Am a researcher wanting to work, here, there, anywhere.

(Upset)

I know I’m gonna be bussing tables or driving a bus real soon.

And it’s going to be about the drips and “Have a nice day.”

or

“Watch your step — kerplunk!”

What the duck!